Because My Dash Forever Needs This
lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:
this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
hi
he’s here
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you have? tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
doctor when
bendelick mumberdun. done.
THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY
Omg
I CANT BREATH!
I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers don’t know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this back
Bless the Moreos guy.
He wasn’t the hero we needed, but he was the hero we deserved.
Same Maggie. Same
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Higher Learning 📚
Honestly
I one time had a teacher let us go early if someone gave him a cigarette
High school teacher: “Alright, pop quiz!”
Student: [groans]
Teacher: “Hey, it’s only gonna get tougher in college.”
College professor: “Alright, I have a headache so instead of a quiz we’re gonna watch a funny Youtube video, and we’re gonna go home.”
Dead ass
I was so shocked when my math professor brought his laptop and played league cuz it started snowing and he didnt wanna be there.
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
NO
OHMYGOD
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
its back on my dash yes
O_O
!!!!!!!!
I am fucking screeching.
This gave me so much life
Dom and Emeraude go fishing on OTF.
some classics valentine’s day poems
Achilles
roses are red
wine-dark is the sea
my boyfriend is dead
time for a killing spree
Oedipus
roses are red
a hue like no other
you know, valentine,
you’re just like my mother?
Catullus
my girl’s eyes are swollen
her sparrow is dead
but is that just a metaphor
for my dick instead?
Cato
roses are red
space is black like a void
who cares about love
Carthage must be destroyed
Poseidon
Roses are red
like bitter regret
I’m god of the ocean
let me make you wet ;)
Odysseus
My wife is at home
but babe, let’s forget her;
I’ll show you a good time
‘cause Nobody’s better
Athena
Roses are red
violets are red
everything is red
I love war
Apollo
Roses are red
but I haven’t got any
all of my lovers
have turned into botany
Prometheus
I’ve bought you some roses
‘cause babe, I’m a giver
say you’ll be mine
I’ll really de-liver
Zeus
Roses are red
violets are blue
shit, Hera’s coming -
Julius Caesar
Roses are red,
And so is my blood.
What the fuck Brutus?
I thought we were good!
Pompey
Roses are red,
My pate’s on a plate.
Ptolemy got head
On our first date.
Crassus
Gold is not red,
It’s yellow like honey.
Your house is on fire,
So give me your money.
Porcia
Embers are red,
The hottest fire’s blue.
I swallowed these coals
So you’d know I was true.
Cato the Younger
Entrails are red.
You can’t keep me in stitches.
I ripped my guts open.
Fuck all you bitches.
Catilina
I see two bodies.
They’re me and you.
I fucked a Vestal.
I fucked your dad, too.
Clodius
Roses are red,
I have three hot sisses.
I put on a dress
And I nailed Caesar’s missus.
@raisel-the-riveter DEAL WITH THIS IT’S YOUR FAULT.
Cicero
Violets are indigo,
Roses are crimson.
Silver my tongue is,
Like Fulvia’s hairpin.
Mark Antony
Roses are red,
And violets bucolic.
I’m Marcus Antonius
And I’m an alcoholic.
@raisel-the-riveter I CAN’T STOP.
!!! OH MY GOD
OHHHH! I can do this!
Ovid
Roses are red
I’m in exile
I pissed off Augustus
I might be here a while
Virgil
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Roses are red?
Please burn this poem
After I’m dead.
Sappho
Roses are red
Women are hot
I’m really fucking gay
Don’t act like I’m not
Dido
My blood is red
You think you’re a hero?
I hope you drown
omnibus umbra locis adero
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
“Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides.”
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.i do not know, because i am a crab.
When they mess up the music at the beginning and she laughs omg she’s too precious
That was fantastic
@justasmalltowncinnamonroll its you
two of my friends are having a GIANT argument via text in a group message that I am a part of. Maybe hey forgot about me? I guess so, because they are like going at it
it’s developing into all-caplocks and multiple !!!!!s and lots of sick burns. This is awful. What do I do?????
“I JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY”
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
“MAYBE WE ARE JUST NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER”
“MAYBE WERE NOT”
“WELL FINE”
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck no not my OTP no no no nooooooo
UPDATE:
IT WAS ALL A PRANK
OMG IM SO RELIEVED AND TERRIFIED
THEY JUST DECIDED TO BE DOUCHE-Y AND PRETEND LIKE THEY HATED EACH OTHER (prob bc I’m annoying) ISN’T THAT SO SWEET
(And hey, you. Yes you, the one who came up with the idea. I know you’re gonna read this. Expect a jacket to the face tomorrow just btw)
i see how it is… it was funny from our prospective and we kept saying that we were bad people btw